Sunday, December 9, 2007

#101-110

#101. Talk on the phone for four hours. When I lived in my dungeon in the basement, I'd stay on the phone for hours, usually until my battery died.

#102. Be online, at the computer for 24 hours straight. So I used to smoke a lot of pot and I'd get so baked I wouldn't really move anywhere. Aside from bio breaks and refilling my drink, I wasted 24 full hours on Warcraft and porn...well, maybe wasted isn't the right word.

#103. Don't use a computer for a month. Paris Island strikes again, as I did not use a computer for close to 3 months.

#104. Don't enter a car for a week. I remember it wasn't until the rifle range when I was in a car again during boot camp. I had to get into the back of a truck and get hauled back to 1st Battalion. It was really weird. It was the first realization that bootcamp might actually have an end. That there was still an outside world that was enjoying themselves and not stuck in a swamp.

#105. Complete a 1000 piece puzzle. I don't remember what the puzzle was, I think it was a Santa Claus one we did at the Best's house during the Christmas season.

#106. Buy something online. I joined the digital revolution. First thing I bought online was a Muhammad Ali poster.

#107. Go shopping for porn with significant other. 2 on 1 and The Krystal Method have been among our best purchases. Very nice!



#108. Go thrifting. Half my wardrobe used to be from a thrift store. I love going thrifting. If you decide to go, check out their jewelry and I guarantee that there will be something to do with owls.

#109. Buy stock. So I invested some money in Wal-Mart stock while I was working there. I quit. I sold it all and I blew the money. Smart investing.

#110. Own a trench coat. I've got a grey one, just like Inspector Gadget. I never wear it, it looks goofy....but I'm waiting for the right rainy day to rock it out.

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