#1-10

#1. Cut my own hair. Originally, I thought that this would be a drunken endeavor I'd greatly regret, but now that I'm in the Marine Corps, I can touch up my curtailed locks anytime I please.
#2. Ride in the front row of a rollercoaster. I'm scared shitless of rollercoasters. But isn't that the whole fun in it? I got in the front row of the Magnum, a Cedar Point staple, awhile back and it was a blast. Not being able to see the drop off as you go up that first huge hill, it gives me the weirdest feeling in my stomach.



Magnum....get it? JUST ONE LOOK?!

#3. Request a song on the radio. I called into 99.7 The Blitz in Columbus, Ohio and requested Pantera's "Walk". You never get to hear Pantera on the radio and I thought that a bored Brandon could listen and blow off some steam while I was rescreening window screens at Roush Hardware.



#4. Shoot a gun with a laser tip on it. Again, didn't think I was going to be in the Marine Corps when I started so I was lucky on this one. Say hello to my little friend!

#5. Walk an elderly lady across the street. Thanks to working parades for the Marine Corps, I get to escort old people everywhere! Though I think the only things they like to talk about is Jesus, Vietnam, and how shiny my shoes are. I realize that I've completed a few of my challenges through the Marine Corps, but lets not get hasty here. I'm still ready to get out.

#6. Be in a threesome. Lots of booze, Ohio State crushing Texas 24-7, dancing to some music, then locking my roommate so he couldn't get in on the action. Sorry for the cockblock, Dan. I'm an asshole I know....but totally worth it.

#7. Be certified in CPR. Marine Corps boot camp. Teaching us to steal chow, write letters under the sheets, get dressed in under a minute, and how to save someone's life.

#8. Drink a whole pot of coffee. I'd like to apologize to my toilet. However, my entire house was clean. Even the dishes. Then I think I ran about 10 instances on World of Warcraft. Luckily, I am now over that and am a recovering WoW addict.

#9. Fix a machine. I used to work on different sorts of small gasoline engines while I worked at Roush Hardware. Mostly chainsaws, mowers and weed whackers. Usually its just a bad spark plug or you're out of gas. Dumb asses. But sometimes it was actually something worth repair, carbs, rotted out fuel lines, bad fuel pump...all sorts of stuff.

#10. Sleep on a beach. If I ever make it out to the beach, I tan and I sleep. I usually burn because of it....but I still love it.